(Don't you dare, muffin. Take a look at the profile before you start spouting colorful language.)
You ain't the boss of me, admin.
(As strange as that statement sounds, you are correct. However, I highly advise you to take a look at the profile.)
Fine...
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Oh...
I'm not sure how to feel about this AU...
(Yeah. Good luck making a starter.)
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Um...
Hi...?